R&P: What would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse, and there was just you and Morrissey....?

Since I don't really know Morrissey I would chop off his limbs and pitch them out doors and windows to distract all the zombies while I made my break for it in the old 75 pickup truck. Then I'd arrive in LA to run into the Swedish bikini team where we'd all get married and live happily ever after just drinking Tequila on the beach.